Mortgage assistance protests

Ok, so there are "Tea Parties" going on everywhere, hey it worked a few hundred years ago, but today there might be a better way. What if everyone applied for mortgage assistance, and I do mean everyone. It would completely bury these companies. Plus, who knows, maybe some will slip through, I know I could sure use a better rate on my home loan. I struggle every month to pay it, just like most of us do.